Saturday, October 15, 2005

Sarah needs

This is stupid, I know, but after the most exhausting and stressful week yet, this is the level of silliness that suits me.

Directions: google your name with the word "needs" following it. List the first 10 things that come up.

So, Sarah needs:
1) to be hooked up to a respirator right away in order to survive
2) a new home right away
3) a cold shower and self-esteem
4) a root canal
5) to start dating again
6) friends
7) comforting
8) to have more CDs manufactured because of the demand
9) to play
10) an English-speaking adoptive family

In other news, Margaret is coming home tomorrow!!!

I'll try to actually use my brain later, and post something that actually requires a minimum level of intelligence.

p.s. In reality, Sarah doesn't need anything. Sarah is very happy with life right now, and has everything she needs or wants. (except more time)

3 comments:

Gabriel Florit said...

1) Gabriel needs Nokia IP650 info please!

2) Monastery of Mor Gabriel needs your help.

3) Gabriel needs God in his life because he's still Catholic and can't bear to believe that there might be no God.

4) Gabriel needs more info on voodoo.

5) Gabriel needs some help from a computer hacker.

6) Gabriel needs an infomercial, to get the news across.

7) Gabriel needs teeth floated

8) Gabriel needs more dialogue early on.

9) Gabriel needs to be fired.

10) Gabriel needs to summon all his power just to survive.

Melanie said...

Melanie needs:

1) a family life
2)to become more tolerant, especially of emotions
3)to practice the piano for 1/2. hour tonight
4)a bus pass
5)to become somewhat flexible and leave some of the pig headedness
behind to make these books not only entertaining but more believable
6)to be able to cite something
7)to be restrained
8)a hospital
9)help with the sales and distribution of directories
10)prayer

Allison said...

Allison needs:

1) a divorce. NOW.

2) 13 games played for 500 career NHL games.

3) his member supported.

4) to have a good thermal conduction path.

5) to tie a rope around Stagan's waist and get him to toe him around
the ice.

6) a Big Sister to give her encouragement that she's a special person.

7) more good farmers to raise corn, wheat, rye, oats, barley.

8) to understand how her students access the Web.

9) to do a ten minute scene.

10) to get info about the category heading "Infrastructure" from the
Selection Committee.